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theworstthingsforsale:

Hanukkah is almost over, so it’s almost too late for me to post No Limit Texas Dreidel.

Almost.

Found this on our Facebook feed with the comment — “Great gift for someone with chronic constipation.”

Just when we thought we couldn’t be shocked by bad Judaica…

Each Maxi pad is 10 inches long, 2 1/4 inches wide (when snapped) and perfect for normal to medium flow. It has 2 layers of flannel and 1 layer of terry cotton and backed with the softest fleece. Its wingspan when opened measures 7 inches and has two snap settings for a more personal adjustment.

Rodent Judaica.

One side has a very regal orange tabby Kitty!
One side is covered in flowers, no kitty!

Kitty is placed on a lite neon green background, surrounded by really pretty flowers.

Perfect for the family at Chanukka.

We hope you are kidding and this is just Sharpie.

Out of boredom, desperation, and Jewish envy, I just tattooed the characters of the dreidel on my wrist…badly.

For the person who has everything: The Rebbe Pen.